Doom’s Day Review

Doom’s Day

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Doom’s Day

Doctor: First Doctor, Second Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Ninth Doctor, Twelfth Doctor

Companion: Charley Pollard, Brian, Jackie Tyler

The follow up from Time Lord Victorious goes in an unexpected direction featuring a brand new assassin Doom trying desperately to find the First Doctor.

The Review

Doom being hunted by Death

Doom’s Day had one brutal rollout. The main criticism of Time Lord Victorious was its rollout was confusing, things came out of order (though covid could largely be blamed) and some things like most of the Victorious Days stuff were late adds that were folded in. This time, there are 24 hours to the story and they’re coming out sequentially. The introduction being an extremely low-budget fourth-wall breaking video by Sooz Kemper, the avatar of Doom, was cause for immediate ridicule. Still, I was willing to give it a chance, but it started painfully slow. Fresh off a triumphant achievement in Torchwood, James Goss’ first hour was incredibly underwhelming and more confusing than anything. Then hours 2-5 came in Four Hours From Doom’s Day, a Doctor Who Magazine supplement that rushed through the hours. Seriously, in hour two we don’t even know what Doom’s job was but she chats to River. Oh, did I forget to say: the badly named Doom is an assassin who only has one hour to complete a job lest Death catches up to her. Literal Death.

The many faces of Missy

Things were marginally improved in Hours 6-9 taking place in a Titan comics two issue miniseries called A Doctor in the House? featuring Missy. Missy was in her ‘trying to be the Doctor’ phase and was mainly just getting irritated by Doom getting to do all of the killing. While I’ll never complain with Missy (and even a Twelfth Doctor cameo), the actual overall storyline seemed frustratingly unclear. As well, every Titan Comics EU release and this one have had the exact same writer and art style team, and they’re serviceable but it’s B-quality work. Also, Doom’s actual personality seemed elusive. Hour 10 was AI Am the Doctor, told in slides in a limited time weekend event only in a predatory mobile game called Lost in Time. The first event I didn’t even realize would be limited time and I started a day late, relying on the generosity of someone who uploaded the slides on YouTube. Believe it or not, I don’t hate the limited time events as it made it feel like Doom’s Day was an ongoing saga, but there need to be opportunities if you miss them. In this one Doom supposedly meets the Thirteenth Doctor and K9, but the Doctor turns out to be Kamelion, who K9 saved from Planet of Fire I guess. If the Master survived that story, why not them too.

The most random crossover ever?

Thankfully, things picked up with the book Extraction Point, written by MG Harris. Finally, there was space to give some more explanation as to what was going on: somehow Doom’s timeline is collapsing, and she specifically needs to find the First Doctor. The others won’t help her (presumably because they remember being the First Doctor and meeting her again), but will assist in saving the universe. Doom actually gets some much needed characterization, revealing her conflicted thoughts about being an assassin (thinking sometimes it does help society, other times not so much), and that maybe her really talent is being a singer? The book turns out to be a love letter to Series 1 and the Ninth Doctor, with the overarching villains of the Slitheen and checking in on good ‘ol Satellite 5. Hour 14 brings in the Second Doctor (who never meets the Ninth), which comes off as a bit random, but since he’s close to the First does allow Doom to wring some more info out of him. It was a fun book that made Doom into an actual character. Hour 15 was back to mobile game events with Wrong Place at the Right Time being a little vignette about Doom killing a man who will become a martyr inspiring a revolution to overthrow an authoritarian regime. Again, limited time event not necessarily bad, doing it in that game was rough. So many ads for Merge Mansion.

Hey, more Twelfth Doctor is always a win in my book

BBC Audio’s contribution was Four From Doom’s Day, four half-hour read stories. The first one united Doom with Ian and Barbara aboard a cruise ship in some Cold War intrigue, which was…fine. The second story was about an ancient Ice Warrior queen which was also perfectly fine. I got some more enjoyment about the return of Time Lord Victorious‘ break-out character: Brian the Ood. Set in San Francisco 1999 but on Halloween this time, hearing Ood dealing with Doom did some to make this feel part of the TLV-verse. The highlight was the final story featuring the Twelfth Doctor called Dark Space with Doom meeting a time-sensitive who has visions of the Doctor constantly stopping their dreams of conquest. This boxset exemplifies the crossover, the stories all work, but with the overall plot still frustratingly a mystery it doesn’t feel like the story is moving in any propulsive direction.

Doom in The Dalek’s Master Plan

The idea of returning to the delightfully alien and weird galactic council of The Daleks’ Master Plan is a good one, except this story doesn’t entirely do that? (Full disclosure, I had a nasty headache listening to this one). Dawn of an Everlasting Peace is really the story of Doom helping a poor woman in her three year old son who has been aged by taranium into an old man and is trying to expose the conspiracy. Too much of the story is spent dealing with Fynix, the annoying cat-voiced leader of the Sixth Galaxy. On top of that, if I wasn’t super versed in lore, it would be super easy to completely forget that this is supposed to be about the Master Plan. We don’t even get a Mavic Chen or Daleks reference! Additionally because we know the First Doctor saves the day, the best Doom can do is make that woman and her kid’s life better. Also, still frustratingly lacking on Doom related character development.

Maybe my favorite story of the whole thing?

I was very happy to get to A Date with Destiny, because it meant I could now point to at least one thing that was high quality form this whole adventure. There are two reasons: one, Doom tangles with Destiny, who is also an assassin. We get some more exploration of the culture of assassins, and find that many of them have stupid names, which is all great fun. There was also the ominous hint that maybe Doom’s laconic handler Terri is the true villain, which I actually hadn’t considered. The second is Camille Coduri is somehow even better now as Jackie Tyler as when she was on tv. She perfectly nails the portrayal of someone who isn’t book smart, but is street smart and independent. Having her in this story was a delight. There were a few small references too, Jackie’s neighbor Peggy is mentioned in Army of Ghosts, and a mission Doom turns down is to kill legendary EU character Abslom Daak who made a cameo in Time Heist too. This story actually gave some development to Doom and leaned into the stupid world of the Lesser Order of Oberon. Pleased to say: good job.

The Howling Wolves of Xan-Phear I think runs into the same issue that hurt Dawn of an Everlasting Peace and really this whole arc: we still don’t know enough about Doom. Structuring this crossover around an original character might’ve worked, but we still have very little backstory to Doom and her only motivation for meeting the Doctor is just not go get killed. This story is perfectly fine, we meet a race of wolf people with an insanely powerful howl who have manipulated by the Silence, because they want to be able to literally shut up the Doctor at Trenzalore. The audio design is good, Sooz Kemper’s performance is good, but at this point I’m desperate for some answers and we get zero in the story arc. This story does do some interesting things with the Silence in finding a way to mute them to stop their psychic suggestion, but when Doom wishes the Doctor were hear to save her, we wish for it too. We do get a bit farther (maybe) on the evil Terri plotline. I hope this actually goes somewhere.

The last of the Big Finish quartet is The Crowd, where Doom meets the iconic pairing of the Eighth Doctor and Charley. Again, this raised questions about how much the different writers of Doom’s Day were communicating because Doom is a lot more casually amoral here while the Doctor utterly despises her. The setting in 1170 Canterbury is fun, and the idea of the Crowd, a mysterious group feeding off national tragedy is a good invention for a villain. Still, Doom repeatedly is fine killing tons of people as casual crossfire in her fight, and compared to how generally amiable past Doctors has been, Eight hates her guts. Also, we got no pay-off from the mysterious Terri hint by Destiny, though her and Doom’s relationship is stretched to its limit. While a fun enough listen, there’s only one story left and the idea of ‘why’ is still there. Doom wonders why the Doctor has led her on this day, and honestly, so do we.

The story ends with Out of Time, another short story and thankfully significantly more well-written than the opening chapter. Surprisingly, it’s a relatively satisfying ending: Doom’s dying because she was sent to assassinate her past self. The whole time the First Doctor has been waiting patiently in order to settle the mess, and it turns out the Terri hint was true: she scheduled the assassination of everyone else in the Order of Oberon (except Brian, surely!) after being tired of being disrespected. The Doctor has Doom go back in time and stop her from killing herself, and ‘death’ kills Terri instead.

Ultimately, Doom’s Day suffered from a critical lack of focus: it was often confusing what the plot line was supposed to be and especially the first half often had cheap throwaway stories. As well, the idea of making an assassin the main character was a weird choice for Doctor Who, and I was often confused on how much sympathy we were supposed to have for Doom. I would’ve tried to reveal the mystery about Doom sooner too. Still, being one of five people to follow this story through, I do have some attachment to Doom and would like to see her show up again. The story at least came out in order, but I still think this was just a weird framing narrative to ostensibly celebrate the 60th anniversary. Due to largely negative fan reception (mainly to the cringe fourth-wall breaking inter-story updates, I doubt many people actually read or listened) this might be the last multi-platform story. I hope not, as during the year-long layoff from Doctor Who this kept something in the conversation.

7/10 Ultimately, I can’t go higher than a seven, it was too uneven and often mediocre. The best stories were Dark Space and A Date With Destiny especially for leaning into the very stupid world of time-traveling assassins.

Good choice to end with the First Doctor

Season 22 Review

Season 22

Season 22

Doctor: The Second Doctor, The Sixth Doctor

Companions: Jamie McCrimmon, Peri Brown

Season 22 fails to have a truly great story as the show’s creative energies start to run out paired with a downright uncomfortable Doctor/companion dynamic.

The Review

Here’s the scores for the stories

Timelash: 8.25/10

The Two Doctors: 7.9/10

Vengeance on Varos: 7.75/10

Attack of the Cybermen: 7.5/10

Revelation of the Daleks: 7/10

The Mark of the Rani: 7/10

Timelash is by no means a story that should be the highlight of the season, but here we are. Season 22 never hits the ugly lows of Resurrection of the Daleks, but it is often too convoluted and occasionally very violent. Creatively you can feel the show in a rut, over half of the stories have a returning villain. That’s right, we have the Master, Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans all in one season. It feels like the writers of the show can’t think of much else, so it’s all back to the classics with more and more diminishing returns. The other twin problem is the Sixth Doctor is an unlikable asshole a lot of the time, there are flashes where Colin Baker and the writing have it calibrated correctly where the Doctor could be more indignant than insulting, but they’re too few. Nicola Bryant, who I know from later audio work is a great actor, is often saddled in horrific outfits and given next to nothing to do. We all deserved better.

7.567/10 Quite possibly the worst season of the show

The Two Doctors Review

The Two Doctors

The Doctor and yes that’s the Doctor too

Story 140, Episodes 633-635, Season 22 Episodes 7-8

Doctor: Second Doctor, Sixth Doctor

Companions: Jamie McCrimmon, Peri Brown

The Two Doctors consists of a nearly nothing plot, but is strangely watchable to the charms of the performance and great Robert Holmes dialogue.

The Review

The Androgums

For the first time, the 45-minute episodes weren’t boring despite a lack of plot. Interestingly, it starts out with the Second Doctor and Jamie on a mission from the Time Lords (which really doesn’t square with The War Games spawning a whole fan theory but I digress). The two Doctors don’t end up interacting much until the end, and treat it as no big deal, like it’s just a coincidence the Sixth Doctor happened to run into himself. Troughton even spends a lot of time turned into an Androgum, which really shows off his comedic acting chops. The villains of the story are Androgums, an anagram of gourmand, one, Chessene has been augmented with intelligence while Shockeye is obsessed with eating, especially eating humans. It’s a weird storyline, but I don’t hate it as the plot essentially turns on Chessene never being able to move past her voracious true nature.

Dastari meets Jamie and the Doctor

A big sufferer are the companions here, Jamie is back but gets to do next to nothing. Peri is dressed ridiculously, and also gets to contribute little in the third act. The guest performers steal a lot of the show, Dastari the cool space scientist is played well by Laurence Payne. James Saxon does great work as Oscar, an aspiring actor/moth hunter who amusingly turns up in part three running a restaurant and gets stabbed. The Sontarans also return for their only appearance between 1978 and 2008 but are bizarrely disposable, they’re nothing more than patsies used by the main villain. Despite a lot of these issues, there’s just a good energy in this story that’s been missing from Season 22 previously. The Sixth Doctor isn’t completely awful to Peri, and we get a bit more sense of where Baker would like to go with his Doctor.

For its bizarre watchability, I have to give this story props. I can’t quite give an 8 for the plot being a mess and underutilizing a lot of people, but I kind of enjoyed it.

7.9/10 A very low-key multi-Doctor story gets a boost thanks to Robert Holmes writing.

This costume line-up is brutal

The Five Doctors Review

The Five Doctors

The titular four Doctors



Story 129, Episodes 602, 20th Anniversary Special

Doctor: The First Doctor, The Second Doctor, The Third Doctor, The Fourth Doctor, The Fifth Doctor

Companions: Susan Foreman, The Brigadier, Sarah Jane Smith, K9, Romana II, Tegan Jovanka, Vislor Turlough

Doctor Who celebrates its 20th Anniversary in style, bringing back classic Doctors and probing deeper into Gallifreyan history.

The Review

The First Doctor and Susan meet the current team

Anniversary specials are a funny thing. We all want to see our favorite characters from the show return, but also don’t want something that is dumb and stupid. It would be exceedingly difficult to bring as many characters back as The Five Doctors does and come up with some killer emotional story, so it doesn’t really try. For the big reveals we return to Gallifrey and finally meet Rassilon, who for a decade has been spoken of as the legendary founder of the Time Lords. That at least makes the story feel special rather than tossing in characters. First off, we see shots from the unfinished Shada representing the Fourth Doctor and Romana, who we are told are ‘stuck the vortex’. It’s a shame Tom Baker didn’t return, as seeing him and Lalla Ward again was genuinely heart-warming. With William Hartnell having passed, Richard Hurndall is cast as the First Doctor, and he cuts a warmer figure than Hartnell. Susan is also back as a woman now, curiously the Fifth Doctor doesn’t seem too happy to see her. She then twists her ankle, which is honestly a cruel joke played on Carole Ann Ford.

The Third Doctor and Sarah Jane reunited

The Five Doctors smartly gives us some character pairings we haven’t seen in a while starting with the Second Doctor meeting the Brigadier, and the Third Doctor meeting Sarah Jane. Troughton is delightfully and completely himself, and despite his hair having gone completely white Pertwee still has his sharp edge. Sarah Jane doesn’t get as much to do as she deserves, there’s no really interactions with the Fifth Doctor and she falls down a hill. Turlough gets stuck in the TARDIS for most of it, but Tegan does get to hang around with the First Doctor which is quite a fun crossover. As for the Fifth Doctor he gets some time on Gallifrey taking to Lord President Borusa and other members of the high council, trying to figure out who brought them all here. It’s a good narrative structure to have all these pairings and bring them together at the end.

Rassilon makes an appearance at last

We of course get some villains, the Daleks are only represented by a lone entry while we get a lot of the Master and the Cybermen. The Master is tasked with rescuing the Doctor from the ‘Death Zone’ on Gallifrey, where Rassilon’s tomb is, but once again Ainley doesn’t get to do much despite putting in a good acting performance. I don’t know who expected a lot of the Cybermen in this story, but it is fun to see their silver suits out in the foggy Welsh highlands of the Death Zone. Certainly would take them over lots of EXTERMINATE! In the end, President Borusa turns out to the the villain, desiring Rassilon’s immortality, and he gets it as others before him, immortality as stone on Rassilon’s tomb. The First Doctor gets the pivotal line goading Borusa into it, a good decision by the script. As they all leave, the Fifth Doctor is appointed President of Gallifrey, so he jumps in the TARDIS and flees. After all, that’s how it started. Listen, The Five Doctors is just pure fun. We even get illusions of Liz, Yates, Jamie, Zoe to round it out. Classic characters, a good plot, and an ending ensuring the show continues.

It opens with William Hartnell’s monologue to Susan from The Dalek Invasion of Earth, and ends with the Peter Davison Doctor running away from Gallifrey. All told, it’s good fun. I just wish the companions other than the Brigadier got more to do.

9.25/10 A great template for future anniversary specials. Give us characters!

The Master in discussions with the Cybermen



The Three Doctors Review

The Three Doctors

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Omega contemplates existence

Story 65, Episodes 331-334, Season 10 Episode 1-4

Doctor: The First Doctor, The Second Doctor, The Third Doctor

Companions: Jo Grant, The Brigadier

For Doctor Who‘s tenth anniversary, we get the first multi-Doctor story and another great look at Time Lord society. Despite some antics from Omega and the Second Doctor, The Three Doctors is a solid fun.

The Review

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The antimatter creature

An antimatter creature attacks UNIT, and in the first episode you could not have predicted that this story would involve the Time Lords. Seeing them in action is fun, and a high-ranking Time Lord decides to break the Laws of Time to solve one the threat emanating from a black hole. Unfortunately due to Hartnell’s failing health, he only appears on a television screen. Troughton is back gracing our screens though, and his bickering with the suave Third Doctor is pitch-perfect and very entertaining. The Second Doctor gets his reunion with the Brigadier, who is a bit slow to realize that Pertwee hasn’t decided to revert to his old face and manner. Everybody gets sent to a BBC quarry, which in this case is the antimatter dimension inside a black hole. It is being held together by a legendary Time Lord Omega, long-presumed dead, sacrificing himself to allow the Time Lords the secret of time travel. Instead he’s created this antimatter world, and is quite upset about the whole ‘trapped in a black hole’ business.

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Time Lords! Actual ones!

Of course, the story proceeds rather normally from there. Omega chews up a metric ton of scenery in a very loud performance by Stephen Thorne (recently deceased). Omega is a very loud yeller, and it is fitting that we learn that only his incredibly strong will has survived: Omega is completely non-corporeal. The Second Doctor banters on about his recorder, turns out it didn’t get converted into antimatter and when it makes contact it causes a whole supernova that saves the day. The other Doctors go home, and Jo comforts Pertwee over Omega’s death. I’d heard some bad things about this story, probably from Omega’s performance, but it’s good anniversary fun. Seeing the Doctors squabble amongst themselves, and the Brigadier and Benton dealing with the whole thing is more than enough to make this a good story. If Pertwee wasn’t an incredible straight man, it wouldn’t have worked. Thank goodness for him.

Ten years of Doctor Who are celebrated with a look at Gallifrey, and visits from all three Doctors, even an ailing Hartnell.

8.5/10 Too large performances aside, this is a good one.

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These two are perfect together

 

Second Doctor Review

Second Doctor

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Second Doctor

Doctor: The Second Doctor

Companions: Ben Jackson, Polly Wright, Jamie McCrimmon, Victoria Waterfield, The Brigadier, Zoe Heriot

The Second Doctor era has formulaic stories, but never lacks in a charismatic and thoroughly unique performance from its lead.

The Review

Here’s the scores for the stories

The War Games: 10/10

The Tomb of the Cybermen: 10/10

The Macra Terror: 9.25/10

The Evil of the Daleks: 9.25/10

The Abominable Snowmen: 9/10

The Power of the Daleks: 9/10

The Faceless Ones: 9/10

The Enemy of the World: 8.8/10

The Moonbase: 8.75/10

The Ice Warriors: 8.5/10

The Underwater Menace: 8/10

Fury from the Deep: 8/10

The Invasion: 8/10

The Krotons: 8/10

The Mind Robber: 7.9/10

The Seeds of Death: 7.8/10

The Dominators: 7.7/10

The Web of Fear: 7/10

The Highlanders: 6/10

The Wheel in Space: 6/10

The Space Pirates: 5.7/10

Sadly, much of this era has to live on in reconstructions. What I will remember are Season 4’s tangoes with the Daleks and Cybermen, those stories rating highly in my estimation. Season 5 was the season of the bases under siege, a tired and true formula that more than wore out its welcome by the time the season was over. In Season 6, the stories ran out of juice. What I will always remember is the eternally winging it crusader for righteousness and justice, Patrick Troughton’s Doctor. Accompanied principally by the slow but courageous Scott Jamie, and memorable turns from Ben, Polly, Victoria, and Zoe, the companion crew continues to be an eternal highlight of the show.

Now, his best moments.

5. The wink! The Doctor’s epic wink at Jamie as he prepares his final plan to take down the Dalek Emperor is about as good it gets in The Evil of the Daleks. A mischievous moment that perfectly encapsulates the character of the Doctor.

4. “No I have to go!” The Doctor may have not thought twice about summoning the Time Lords to save the soldiers from the war games, but he certainly doesn’t want to stop running. His furious pleads that has to leave and his mad dramatic dash through slow-motion hell in The War Games shows Troughton at the top of his craft.

3. “The universe has bred evil that must be fought!” Nothing gets me going quicker than the Doctor firmly declaring the necessity of his crusade for the good, and this line in The Moonbase is perfect. It is repeated by the Doctor at his trial in The War Games, and defines his philosophy going forward.

2. “They destroy human life! Completely! Utterly!” Coming in Troughton’s very first story, this plea in The Power of the Daleks is, well, powerful. As the Dalek offers itself as a servant to the humans of Vulcan, the Doctor’s urging shows his Doctor at his best.

1. “Nobody else in the universe can do what we’re doing.” For all the bluster Troughton provides, his best moment is a quiet one. As Victoria is understandably very nervous about her new life, the Doctor comforts her. When he tells her that sometimes he can see his family if he closes his eyes and concentrates very hard, we get a glimpse into what makes the Doctor the Doctor.

For nearly three seasons, Troughton provided us with bluster, bravado, and bravery as the Second Doctor. Unsure of his own abilities, but committed to exploration and the death of dastardly evil, the Second Doctor is a noble evolution of the character. There was only one Patrick Troughton, and his impact on Doctor Who reverberates to the present day.

7.840/10 Troughton’s performance is rated a bit higher in my estimation than the sum of his stories.

Season 6 Review

Season 6

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Season 6

Doctor: The Second Doctor

Companions: Jamie McCrimmon, Zoe Heriot

Things really started to skid and fall apart for the classic series here. Troughton is still on fine acting form, but has less opportunities to deliver large pronouncements or speeches. Some stories are just blisteringly dull following an obvious plot structure that make the viewing of the middle sections a chore to get through. The finale redeems all this with ten epic episodes of action, but a lot of the season is rough.

The Review

Here’s the scores for the stories

The War Games: 10/10

The Invasion: 8/10

The Krotons: 8/10

The Mind Robber: 7.9/10

The Seeds of Death: 7.8/10

The Dominators: 7.7/10

The Space Pirates: 5.7/10

Yeah, the only excellent story was the finale, and by The Space Pirates with its stupid lore and ridiculous accents I was pretty much done. It’s a testament to the genius of The War Games how successfully it pulled me back. It’s bittersweet as this represents the end of the 60’s, but it had to come to an end eventually. At least throughout Troughton was always ready to dazzle.

7.871/10 A mediocre-bad season ends on a dramatic high.

The War Games Review

The War Games

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This time there is no escape

Story 50, Episodes 245-254, Season 6 Episodes 35-44

Doctor: The Second Doctor

Companions: Jamie McCrimmon, Zoe Heriot

The War Games is one of the most crucial and momentous stories in the 55-year history of Doctor Who. It mostly lives up to its billing by providing a problem that the Doctor finally can’t solve on his own.

The Review

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Zoe and the Doctor in a stage of the rebellion

In the 50th anniversary promo, Matt Smith says “I’ve been running all my lives.” This isn’t entirely true. Until Hell Bent, this is when the Doctor stops truly and totally from his people. (Tellingly perhaps, the Doctor’s reason for running, boredom, is not challenged until Heaven Sent.The War Games starts out like any other story might, though World War I is the most viscerally brutal setting we have seen on the show. As it spirals, it stops being a standard classic Who serial and becomes one of the first stories to fully immerse itself in building the lore of Doctor Who. My biggest revelation about Troughton’s Doctor is how truly young and inexperienced he plays him, which makes perfect sense in universe. The Doctor really has just been winging it all this time. At the end of episode nine, his luck has ran out.

 

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Smythe and Von Weich plan the next assault

Rather quickly we learn that is not World War I, and that something sinister is going on. That takes place in the personage of Smythe, the first of the mysterious aliens we meet (they are only ever referred to as aliens). With sinister music and glasses that can alter the memories of the British soldiers he controls, he plans to have the whole crew shot. The Doctor, Zoe, and Jamie manage to gain allies in the nurse Jennifer and lieutenant Carstairs, and as they try to escape find themselves attacked by Romans. Slowly the plot is unveiled. The growing mystery is handled well, and a bulk of the story is navigating the interpersonal relationships between all the characters with often shifting allegiances. We meet Von Weich, Smythe’s German counterpart with a snide accent and a monocle to manipulate his soldiers. The first glimpse we get of headquarters is Smythe and a lackey in the bizarre sci-fi glasses staring down the Doctor through their video chat portals.

 

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Just look at the War Chief. His beard his epic. His actor crushes it.

The sets are elaborate, as they should be for the 60s finale. Smythe’s, and later the resistance’s, headquarters is a dilapidated chateau. Headquarters is a sprawling sci-fi base of operations. Unfortunately we lose Jennifer early on in the story, it is a shame too as I really liked her character and interplay with Carstairs. Carstairs is captured, so the Doctor and Jamie ride in one of the remote-controlled TARDIS-like devices to headquarters and disguise themselves in a lecture. The school aspect of the games is not touched on much more, but the Doctor is soon recognized immediately by the satanic-looking War Chief rocking the Hunger Games beard 45 years early. Meanwhile, Jamie meets a resistance group in the American Civil War: the aliens have been ‘processing’ human soldiers stolen out of battle. 5% are able to resist the conditioning and have been living on the edges of existence. We also meet the Security Chief, a cold and quite disturbing man.

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The Doctor does several tricks with the processing of people. Here is Carstairs, the Doctor’s most stalwart ally

The story is ten episodes long, and didn’t have to be. There is certainly some padding, but incredibly I never felt like the story was dull as I did in some of the predictable stories throughout Troughton’s run. There is a real sense of unpredictably, as we continually meet larger and large foes. Smythe seems imposing, when we encounter him again he’s scarcely worth thinking about and is killed (Von Weich too). The Security Chief reveals that the War Chief is a Time Lord, one of the Doctor’s people and is certain they’re in league with each other. He says as much when the Big Bad, the War Lord arrives. Playing a sadistic dictatorial Steve Jobs, the War Lord is as brutal as you think he might be. The Doctor is eventually captured, and the War Chief gives him an offer: join him in a coup to overthrow the War Lord. The Doctor does not, but is forced to get the resistance leaders (now including a non-subtle Mexican revolutionary general) to HQ or the War Lord would neutron bomb them to hell.

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The War Lord is a youthful, demonic version of latter-day Steve Jobs far ahead of his time.

I’ve seen The War Games described as a situation continually spiraling further further out of control, and it’s true. The final layer is the reveal that the War Lord is stealing human soldiers with the War Chief’s rudimentary time travel technology to breed a fighting force capable of conquering the galaxy. The Security Chief records the War Chief’s conversation and tries to arrest him, forcing the War Chief onto to the Doctor’s side in trying to shut down the War Games. With his help, the take over headquarters after drawing away guards to all the timezones, the War Chief viciously killing the Security Chief. The Doctor then plans to use the War Chief’s machines to return all the soldiers home, but there’s a crucial issue: they’re almost completely drained (the War Chief not truly solving TARDIS mechanics). As the War Lord kills the War Chief, the Doctor knows only one thing can solve this horrific mess: the Time Lords. Jamie and Zoe don’t understand why the Doctor is so afraid of his own people, and the three run back to the TARDIS as the world slows down, the Doctor clawing at the door.

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The haunting cliffhanger, the Doctor somehow manages to power his way into the TARDIS as the world shudders to a halt

He does actually manage to get into the TARDIS, but the Doctor just cannot escape and is recalled to his home world. We see the War Lord’s trial presided over by the calmly powerful Time Lords. (One apparently causes excruciating blinding light with but a thought.) The War Lord almost gets away, but does not and is hauntingly dematerialized. At the Doctor’s trial, he vigorously defends his interference in the outer world. He told Jamie and Zoe he was bored of not exploring the universe, and tells the Time Lords of the despicable evils (most of all, the Daleks) he has fought. The First Doctor was unsure of the man he wanted to me, the Second Doctor has become convinced. We get one final goodbye with Jamie and Zoe until they’re mind-wiped and sent away. It is a sad ending, but we’re assured their lives will continue to live on well enough. In New Who with Donna, this will be much more painful.

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“No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!”

Throughout the past six seasons and this decade of Doctor Who, the show has evolved rapidly. It was an edutainment show at first, showing science and history. The writers and fans started to find that the true interest lay with the old man taking us on this journey. Who was he? How did get this machine? Will he find home again? We meet the Monk, we have the Doctor telling a petrified Victoria that he can remember his family when he closes his eyes, and now the Doctor loudly defends himself. His plea is accepted: there is evil, and it must be fought. However, the Doctor’s transgressions cannot be ignored, and he will be stranded on 20th century Earth, the place and time most familiar to him on his journeys. We never see the regeneration, just Troughton yelling and protesting as he fades slowly to black. It isn’t an uplifting ending, but we were warned it wouldn’t be. The Doctor risked his freedom to save the lives of thousands of soldiers he didn’t even know: and barely thought twice. Compared to the pitiful machinations of the War Chief and the aliens, the Doctor is ready to be the hero the universe needs him to be.

It’s hard to judge The War Games here in 2019, fifty years after its 1969 airdate. I feel like it deserves a 9, but I must also remember the context. This was a march  to one of the most dramatic conclusions in the show’s history, that remarkably doesn’t drag at all. Peppered with game-changing reveals, and irrevocably changing the show, there is no alternative. Full marks. Troughton, I will miss your enthusiasm and mischievousness. On to Pertwee!

10/10. Above all, the Doctor is a hero. With one faithful decision, he sealed that truth for all time.

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See you again? Time is relative after all.

 

The Space Pirates Review

The Space Pirates

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Do you have any idea what we’re doing here?

Story 49, Episodes 239-244, Season 6 Episodes 29-34

Doctor: The Second Doctor

Companions: Jamie McCrimmon, Zoe Heriot

In this story, things happen. There’s a conspiracy with pirates in space, and all kind of doesn’t really work.

The Review

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Did you think this guy would have an absurd Southern accent?

For some reason, The Space Pirates centers its story around one of the most absurd characters in show history: Southern spacefarer Milo Clancy. Clancy has a ridiculously awful accent, and is a completely unbelievable character. As such, people think he is involved in this pirating conspiracy because Clancy sounds too fake to be true, but no, he’s really an old school space freighter guy. I cannot believe the bizarre world building. The head Space Corps guy has a weird thick accent, and the women wear Egyptian prince sequel headpieces. I thought from pictures I’d seen that Clancy was some dramatic villain perhaps with a German accent, not a Southern crazy. There is some good idea in old school out of data space freighters like the early hackers in real life, but it doesn’t work.

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Yes Jamie, the reconstructors did great work

As for the Doctor, Jamie, and Zoe, they don’t have too much to do with this story. They arrive on a beacon that is broken up to be later mined, the Doctor accidentally shoots the TARDIS into space, and it has to be found off-screen at the end of the story. We think Jamie might get shot by a pirate, but of course it’s false. So that’s that. This story just isn’t good. I do want to give one last shoutout to the heroes of 60s Who: the reconstructors. With nearly 100 missing episodes, the work that fans have put in to create this reconstructions to the point where I remember it like I watched it: I’ve got so much respect for the contributions that you have put in to make these old stories watchable. Thank you!

The chilling operatic music from the Ice Warriors has returned, to good effect. I really liked that.

5.7/10. I’m done making excuses for these episodes. Can’t wait for the next show too.

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The future is not going to look like this people

 

The Seeds of Death Review

The Seeds of Death

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The Doctor trying to avoid a foam bath

Story 48, Episodes 233-238, Season 6 Episodes 23-28

Doctor: The Second Doctor

Companions: Jamie McCrimmon, Zoe Heriot

The Ice Warriors return, and hiss a lot at us in a story that never really follows through on some of the promise it had.

The Review

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The T-Mat crew. There is one female crew member!

I might be starting to suffer through Classic Who burnout. Let’s start with the beginning, sometime in the late 21st century (this story doesn’t really fit well continuity-wise, but it is what it is), rocketry is abandoned for the easy teleportation system T-Mat. It’s so ubiquitous that the age and aura of rockets are long gone. Unfortunately, we don’t really dig too much into the implications of that, a stagnant society. We hear a lot about the social unrest caused by imminent famines (does nobody store food now?), but not a lot of commentary on what an entire planet relying on this technology would be like. The T-Mat crew is forced to recruit an old rocket scientist that had long been rendered obsolete. Zoe doesn’t get show off too much of her knowledge in this one. But in the 60s Who way, like most stories, we get an interesting premise and that is it.

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There’s a pretty great rocket launch scene to get to the Moon when T-Mat goes out.

Now, the Ice Warriors…are still hissing. They’re coming directly from Mars, I guess, which isn’t really explained at all. They do have a pretty cool effect for their gun stretching people in and out. Their plan is to render the atmosphere toxic with spreading fungus across the planet via T-Mat. Unfortunately, it’s weakness is water, so turn some weather control dials and it’s rained on. The Doctor straight up kills several Ice Warriors and lets their fleet get killed, it’s all very defensible but shows the character development into the new series. We do meet Fewsham, a worker who fearfully allows the Ice Warriors to carry out their plans until he’s killed for finally defying them. There’s a lot of heroism, but not a lot of time to care.

When the Doctor hurriedly leaves, he admits that he always leaves before having to answer too many questions. Sometimes, I think Doctor Who could’ve benefited to pause and reflect on a society that was deeply flawed.

7.8/10. Reflection is something this show very much needs to do. High hopes for the season finale though…

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Ice Warriors do not like heat, and they all get heated to death