The Space Pirates
Story 49, Episodes 239-244, Season 6 Episodes 29-34
Doctor: The Second Doctor
Companions: Jamie McCrimmon, Zoe Heriot
In this story, things happen. There’s a conspiracy with pirates in space, and all kind of doesn’t really work.
The Review
For some reason, The Space Pirates centers its story around one of the most absurd characters in show history: Southern spacefarer Milo Clancy. Clancy has a ridiculously awful accent, and is a completely unbelievable character. As such, people think he is involved in this pirating conspiracy because Clancy sounds too fake to be true, but no, he’s really an old school space freighter guy. I cannot believe the bizarre world building. The head Space Corps guy has a weird thick accent, and the women wear Egyptian prince sequel headpieces. I thought from pictures I’d seen that Clancy was some dramatic villain perhaps with a German accent, not a Southern crazy. There is some good idea in old school out of data space freighters like the early hackers in real life, but it doesn’t work.
As for the Doctor, Jamie, and Zoe, they don’t have too much to do with this story. They arrive on a beacon that is broken up to be later mined, the Doctor accidentally shoots the TARDIS into space, and it has to be found off-screen at the end of the story. We think Jamie might get shot by a pirate, but of course it’s false. So that’s that. This story just isn’t good. I do want to give one last shoutout to the heroes of 60s Who: the reconstructors. With nearly 100 missing episodes, the work that fans have put in to create this reconstructions to the point where I remember it like I watched it: I’ve got so much respect for the contributions that you have put in to make these old stories watchable. Thank you!
The chilling operatic music from the Ice Warriors has returned, to good effect. I really liked that.
5.7/10. I’m done making excuses for these episodes. Can’t wait for the next show too.